"Entschuldigen Sie! Hast du mit dein Hund in die frische Luft gegangen?"
Guess what, I've got a penis from heaven!
I was walking in the air and even
Spurgs were moving though the clock was seven
I took it on my arms, I was just eleven
I took my pet penis home
It was a little cutey and all my own
It's balls were freezing 'cause wind had blown
to them, but I had saved him from pnemonia
Living with pet penis was frist quite new
I've hadda got him out to pee pee through
my sleepy eyes in cold nights, too
That became my duty, I won't be blue
When I grew up, he rose his head
T'was weekend an' we were playing in the bed
By accident he went under my skirt and let
me feel pleasures, which were no more dead in me
Now he is my full time lover
Don't know where he finds all his power
He wipes me all night long 'til I'm over
and after that sink to my wetty Hoover
I would like to play forever only his game
But one day he disappears and head screams "aim!"
He has an another penis in his fame
Now I have only fingers to do it same – shame